Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Humpday Bumpday of Another Sort...

Okay, as much as I like to be coy and all (mhmm), we all know what I really like about Humps and Bumps is the sexeh flesh...


That being said, today I discovered my garden has been bitten by the Extreme Porn Bottom God (or maybe Top depending on how you look at it...)

I mean really, only a couple of these are manageable for a normal human, the rest of them would take serious training!

I just can't really see this working...

So...Happy Humpday Bumpday all you gardeners out there in the interwebz! May your gardens be as unusually productive as mine has been this past week!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Heavenly Humpday!

That's right, you read correctly - not Happy but Heavenly Humpday to you!

I am on a search for the most heavenly humpiest humpday pic I can find. I can't decide if I want a musclebutt Hump or a bubblebutt Hump or something in between but I think I will know when I see one I just want to bite into!

For example...

It definitely has potential...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011



I sort of sneaked (did you know snuck is an americansim?) in an project without the hubby realizing what I was doing!

My new spice rack!

This was one of those smaller projects that I started last year and stopped when the hubby got irritated that I had distracted myself from the major projects...

 (I was supposed to be moving rocks at the time...ROCKS! I mean really, I am too delicate for that, the houseboy should have done it).

By practicing patience and pointing out similar products when we are out shopping and he has been weakening over time and moving to the enthusiastic supportive mindset that I needed.

When I came home with a roll magnets last week he was actually excited and disapointed we didnt have magnetic boards to attch everything to.

One insane but fun short shopping trip later and viola! An unexpected project got finished :) Thank you BB&B for having a fire sale on what I needed!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Morning Wood Monday!

Oh Em Gee. I stayed up way too late last night watching home design shows. I really don't want to get out of bed today...

I would rather lay here and dream pleasant dreams...

I never watch the telly and this is why - I am an addict at heart and once I start its hard to stop.

So last night my addiction led me to 6 hours straight of home design/remodel shows - and all I could think about as I eventually crawled to be at 3am was how to convert the two spare rooms into a master suite with a sunken tub...not gonna happen.

Although if I had a helper like the gentleman above it would be more likely...

I am sort of disallowed from starting any new home improvement projects until I complete the ones that are in mid development. The hubby is standing firm on this lol. I guess he has a point, but I am like that dog in Up - I can focus on something for a little bit then SQUIRREL! I am off to the next idea.

Even a helper like this guy would be nice...

Right now I think I have to finish the pond/creek/waterfall, the front yard landscaping, the bedroom painting and install a new air return for ac unit to improve its performance.

What I need is a whole team of workmen to help me out...

Or perhaps I should focus on shorter term projects that can be be completed in less than a day...what do you think?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Laundry Day again!

Despite my attempt to be naked all week (except when I was at work ;P) I still seem to have gotten enough clothes dirty that laundry is required.

Dramatic sigh and ironic face emoticon.

Fortunately I have several laundry assistants waiting in the wings to help me out today!

Look at the washboards on these buds - one of them is already wet in anticipation of our chores...

 This gentleman agreed to help me with delicates...

 This gentleman and his friend below are ready to help with more ground in dirt...

Last but not least, my wet buddy...
Doesn't he look ready to help?

Friday, August 19, 2011

Happy Furry Friday!

Another week gone by and so quickly too!

The weather here is Sac is getting slightly cooler - by slightly I mean its going to be 84 instead of 90 - a noticeable difference yes, but not too dramatic of a change.

Regardless, I think the cooling factor certainly calls for some fur to make sure we don't get cold!

There now, don't you just feel warmer all over?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Happy Bumpday!

It snuck up on me this week!
I asked my head doc about adjusting my pills, so we played around with the dosage a bit.

Its working?.....i am not nearly as "in touch" with my anger (read: ready to murder people around me on a daily basis and stressed to the gills), however I am also a tad bit forgetful (read: its Wednesday and I thought it was Monday again).

While this is definitely fun and funny, it is not exactly what I had in mind when I asked him if it was normal for me to be more of a raging bitch than before I went on the meds.

Anywhore, here are some lovely Bumps to make the day go by a little easier on us all!

 A nice beach bump - I would help him get the sand out of his suit any day.

 This reminds me of a business trip - except the shirt is a little blousey...

 Not that I am complaining, but this gentleman is wearing a push up bra for the goodies...

And last but not least, a little bit of rough trade bumpage
to make sure you feel sleazy like a good boy :P

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Happy Humpday!

It's been an up and down but overall great week so far!

Monday started out with a bang, with check presentations from the NorCal AIDS Cycle to several central valley and northern California agencies (mine was one of them). NCAC gave out $190,000 total this year, and my agency got $50,000 of that. Literally a life changing amount of money when your agency is as small as mine.

Later Monday night, on the way to a celebratory dinner, the brakes started making an ugly noise AND the front right tire went flat. An unexpected counterpoint to a wonderful day.

absolutely not my mechanic
Which meant Tuesday was largely spent at the tire place and then the brake place around the corner from the tire place, which took hours and hours and hours out of my day and my phone went dead out of boredom and the mechanics weren't even worth drooling over...

Now, while I complain a little about Tuesday, really it was a great day, because I was taking care of the car - which also means not having to worry about the husband when he commutes to work every day (I drive a scooter the same as the one above, which is more economical and much cuter - if less safe)

Which brings us to today. Humpday! A wonderful day, in a great week. In celebration of Humpday, I carefully selected 4 particularly nice humps for your viewing pleasure - they are great examples of perky, plump, muscular and bubble.


I will let your discerning eyes decide which is which :) ! Enjoy your day - I know I will!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Morning Wood Mondays!


I really didn't want to get out of bed today.

Early Saturday morning I had a colonoscopy (fun fun fun!) so most of Saturday after that was spent dealing with the post procedure discomfort and sleeping. Good news though - I got a clean bill of health and my colon is sparkling like a new age vampire.

I woke up Sunday still feeling a tad bit stoned from the drugs they had given me. Now as someone who has been clean and sober for 24 years, let me tell you this was an interesting feeling, i sort of moved slowly all dang day.


I spent Sunday with the hubby doing light shopping, being argumentative and napping and this morning, when it was time to get up and go, I just didn't want to. Bed was too too comfortable!

But as they say, no rest for the wicked - its off to the office with a long list of things to accomplish today!

Perhaps, if I am lucky, I will have time later today to work out my hormonal build up with the husband...

Friday, August 5, 2011

Fruitcake Friday!

Oh dear....

Tomorrow I have a medical exam that requires me to fast on clear liquids all freaking day today.

My last meal was last night at 7pm (sad face emoticon). I am hungry!

So fruitcake is on  the menu today to take my mind off real food. Sigh.


And yes I threw in a Furry (happy face emoticon). It might get chilly later and I would hate to have forgotten my fur!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Happy Bumpday Humpday!

That wonderful day has arrived, and boy howdy does it portend to be a long one for me!

First I have a meeting, then after that I have a meeting and then some desk work this afternoon and then starting at 5:20pm I have two back-to-back-in-the-same-room meetings! Meetings, meetings and more meetings! I swear, Wednesday is out to get me! I will be lucky to get home by 9pm tonight!

In an effort to stay alert and stave off napping, I am posting a couple of prime sporty Bumps so I can pretend to be looking at my notes on my phone while I bring these up again and think about energetic things like exercise and squats and working out those legs...mmhmm as long as I don't have to stand up anytime soon after looking at these I should be 'perky' and awake...!

As the afternoon drags on though, I just know I will need more than a couple of Bumps to keep me going, so I am also posting some prime Humps to make me think of pushups and stretching and various athletic positions...

Luckily, in my last two meetings I should be able to stay seated the whole time, so any potential side effects of viewing shouldn't be too obvious (grin) and I definitely should be able to stay awake till I can go home!